1. Sarcasm - yes, it's my first language
2. Song Lyrics - it's a language....google it
3. Quotes - but not the same old quotes meant to inspire by people who are long gone. I don't believe I know any Thomas Jefferson quotes right off the top of my head...who does?
With that being said...
"When Life Gives You Lemons, Throw Them Back and Scream, "Limes, Motherf&%$er, I Want Limes!"
I don't think there is a quote in the world that makes more sense to me than this one. I'm not going to sit back and juggle lemons. I don't like lemons. If you're going to throw me some stuff that it just going to make my life a little harder, can it not be funny shaped, bitter, and YELLOW?
I've learned that when people want to know more about you and/or why they should get to know you, answering with a simple "because I'm awesome, duh" just doesn't cut it. So who am I and why should you get to know me?
I'm really just a small town girl who moved to the
Note: The following sentences have not been posted on Craigslist, Match.com, or any other dating site.
I'm 31, single, no kids. I'm a Scorpio. My favorite things are (in no particular order except #1):
Music - Books - Movies - Coffee - Chocolate - Wine -
I started writing in high school after having one of the best, most vivid & elaborate dreams about my then crush, NBA superstar Allen Iverson. I told my friends about the dream and wrote it down. It became the first novel I've ever written. (No, you cannot see it).
Then I moved to Atlanta, stopped writing and went to college. Then I started writing and moved to Virginia and got pretty distracted (whew-hoo Navy Boys!) then I came to Atlanta and decided what I wanted to be when I grew up.
"I am driving up 85 in the kind of morning that lasts all afternoon/Just stuck inside the gloom
Four more exits to my apartment but I am tempted to keep the car in drive
And leave it all behind" - Why Georgia, John Mayer
So that's me, in a nutshell. Basically, I'm an Indie Author and solve crimes and make the world a better place.
What? You didn't get that from everything I said? Read it again :)