Sunday, July 10, 2011

Feeling Unsexy...Try this

Not only do I write, but I may have said in a post or two that music is my life.  Music has the power of cleansing my soul.

So this morning I woke up feeling unsexy and a little disgusted.  Maybe it was because I spent all day Saturday in bed not doing anything except reading vampire books and watching Investigation Discovery #thatwilldoit

However, in all of my unsexiness and feeling quite unattractive inside and out, I decided to put on some music #soulcleansing.

Then I took a shower.  I stepped out of that shower feeling like I could be a Playboy centerfold #confidencelevelatanalltimehigh  .


So, my advice, if you wake up in the morning, afternoon, or nighttime and you just aren't feelin' it...try this.  I guarantee you, you'll feel different.

Step 1: Don't look in the mirror.
Go to your computer and download the following songs to your iPod.

** Sweetest Berry - David Ryan Harris (@drh3) ft John Mayer & Bob Reynolds (@bob_reynolds)


** Ain't No Sunshine - John Mayer (Bill Withers Cover)




Step 2: Do Not Look in the Mirror!


Plug in your iPod to whatever sound system you have that allows you to hear it in the bathroom.  Hit play and make a mad dash to the bathroom.

Step 3: Get in shower
Not bath...shower.  Even if you don't normally take showers, do it just this once.

Step 4: LET YOUR INNER STRIPPER GO WILD.
Don't be afraid...let loose.  No one is watching.  Gyrate your hips, rub your hands over your body.  You can do that, it's yours.  Remember, no one sees you.  It's okay.  Sing along if you want.  Have fun! Be Sexy

See, don't you feel a lot better now?

2 comments:

  1. Howdy new peep. Looking through your blogs. I'm sorry about not having a dad. I had one and wished I didn't. Growing up wasn't fun. I'm sure it was worse for you, I at least had one even though all he was good for was watching TV and drinking. Love your John Mayer vids. Nice sounds to wake too. Try this, I think it'll be a nice addition; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aFKgi5D6eU.

    I'm still on the final re-write of my first book, Snakebitten. No, it has nothing to do with snakes.

    Wish you luck on your two books. I have a lot of catching up to do.

    Peace and love

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  2. D!! Anyone who posts John Lee Hooker vids on my blog is a friend of mine!

    So, is Snakebitten going through the final "final" re-writes? Untitled* had about 3 final rewrites lol. Aww, the life of an author. Fun, huh?

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